Am I an asshole parent? If you ask my kids, they would say yes. Want to know why? Let me list some of the most common ways.

• I only played 100 games of Skipbo and Go Fish and Spot It.
• I made him mac & cheese. He wanted mac & cheese.
• He’s hungry even though I just game him lunch.
• I will not let him punch me because he can ruin the card game I’m playing with McKenna.
• I cannot make his iPad charge faster.
• The iPad charger doesn’t reach to the couch.
• Her brothers are crying.
• He pooped.
• She’s cold but won’t put on more clothes.
• I let him have too much Minecraft game.
• I don’t know what a Minecraft Creeper is.
• I won’t let him talk to strangers on the internet while playing Minecraft.
• I won’t let him go outside to play with flip-flops when it’s 50*.
• I told him to put on pants.
• I told her to put on pants.
• I can’t read his mind.
• He was the game of Go Fish.
• The got the whole day to play.
• He doesn’t have a Taekwondo white belt.
• Her brother doesn’t know how to spell.
• It’s not summer time.
• We are not saving any daylight in daylight savings time.
• Dad is sick.
• The cleaning lady is coming tomorrow.
• They have too many toys.
• The Leprechaun brought the wrong kind of treat.
• I made them pretzels with cheese for lunch.
• The cheese/caramel popcorn had caramel popcorn in it.
• I only gave him 2 cinnamon rolls.
• I don’t know how to spell…innavoker?
• Taylor Swift cannot go outside with him.
• I told him he was a fast runner.
• I won’t let her stay up well past her bedtime to make paper rings—proof in this one down below.

So the question is…are you an asshole parent, too? Tell us all about it.